Please try the following:
Files and delete all those
cookies from the sex sites you have been leering at before your local
area network (LAN) administrator, boss, spouse, children, parents, or
significant other discovers what a pathetic little pervert you are.
If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft
Windows can examine your network and automatically discover dirty
- Click the Refresh button, or take a cold shower and try again
- If you typed the page address in the Address
bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. Look closely, as excessive
masturbation is known to affect vision.
- To check your connection settings, click the
Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the
General tab, click Settings. Then click
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Dirty Pictures.
Some porn sites require money. It is
recommended to use someone else's credit card, but for that kind of
jack, it's probably cheaper to drag your pale, pasty carcass to a nudie
bar and look at real sluts. WARNING-There
is NO sex in the Champagne Room.
If you are trying to reach a secure site, make
sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu,
and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to
the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, -Oh, never
mind! You don't know what you're doing. You might as well bust open your
weird uncle's footlocker he stashed in the crawlspace and look at his
vintage, moldy 1950's nudist magazine collection.
Click the Back button to try another skanky site.
smut server or DNS Error